Star Wars “Who’s Your Daddy?” Mug

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Summon the Force while chugging from this Darth Vader “Who’s your daddy?” mug.  It’s the ultimate gift for Father’s Day, an upcoming or new dad, any Star Wars fan, those who “wear the pants”, and those who enjoy humor–nearly everybody!

$10.01

LED Turbo-Pressure Shower Heads

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Enliven your shower experience and get a water massage with double pressure-boost nozzles.  LED lights change color depending on water temperature, and adjustable heads allow water to flow out of either or both showers.

$49.99

via Amazon

Selfly Case-detachable Drone

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Step aside, selfie stick; SELFLY is here to show you how it’s done. The coolest phone case ever features SELFLY, a flying camera which attaches to a phone case. Simply detach the camera from your phone and capture memories in an entirely new way!

$99+

via Indiegogo

Life-size Building Blocks

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Build something spectacular with modular building blocks; it’s like LEGOs, but for adults! Build walls, table bases, desks, buildings, unusual designs, and whatever you come up with. Get creative and complete structures while feeling like a kid again.

$3.95+

via EverBlock

Baby Nessie Loch Ness Tea Infuser

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Meet Baby Nessie, a miniature tea infuser version of the much-loved Nessie ladle and colander.  Load up loose tea into this mini monster, take it for a dip, and kick back and enjoy the results. Dishwasher safe.

$13.45

via Amazon

Pet Seat Cover for Vehicles

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Protect your vehicle’s back seat with a convertible cover, which transforms into a hammock-style cover with two pockets. Can also be used as a standard seat cover.  Machine washable and waterproof.

$19.99+

via Amazon

Pi Glass Pi-nt

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Add clever humor to your bar or kitchen collection with a pi pint glass.  This lead-free drinking glass is excellent for mathematicians, housewarming gifts , bar collections, game rooms, engineers, and anyone thirsty.

$17.99

via Amazon

Snow Roof Razor

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Removing snow from a roof has a reputation of being a burden. Meet the MinneSnowta, a tool offering an alternative method for that dreaded chore.  This handy tool is easier and safer than most roof rakes, and even comes with a snow chute.

$149.99

Amazon

  • Star Wars “Who’s Your Daddy?” Mug

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    Summon the Force while chugging from this Darth Vader “Who’s your daddy?” mug.  It’s the ultimate gift for Father’s Day, an upcoming or new dad, any Star Wars fan, those who “wear the pants”, and those who enjoy humor–nearly everybody!

    $10.01

  • LED Turbo-Pressure Shower Heads

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    Enliven your shower experience and get a water massage with double pressure-boost nozzles.  LED lights change color depending on water temperature, and adjustable heads allow water to flow out of either or both showers.

    $49.99

    via Amazon

  • Selfly Case-detachable Drone

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    Step aside, selfie stick; SELFLY is here to show you how it’s done. The coolest phone case ever features SELFLY, a flying camera which attaches to a phone case. Simply detach the camera from your phone and capture memories in an entirely new way!

    $99+

    via Indiegogo

  • Life-size Building Blocks

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    Build something spectacular with modular building blocks; it’s like LEGOs, but for adults! Build walls, table bases, desks, buildings, unusual designs, and whatever you come up with. Get creative and complete structures while feeling like a kid again.

    $3.95+

    via EverBlock

  • Baby Nessie Loch Ness Tea Infuser

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    Meet Baby Nessie, a miniature tea infuser version of the much-loved Nessie ladle and colander.  Load up loose tea into this mini monster, take it for a dip, and kick back and enjoy the results. Dishwasher safe.

    $13.45

    via Amazon

  • Pet Seat Cover for Vehicles

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    Protect your vehicle’s back seat with a convertible cover, which transforms into a hammock-style cover with two pockets. Can also be used as a standard seat cover.  Machine washable and waterproof.

    $19.99+

    via Amazon

  • Pi Glass Pi-nt

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    Add clever humor to your bar or kitchen collection with a pi pint glass.  This lead-free drinking glass is excellent for mathematicians, housewarming gifts , bar collections, game rooms, engineers, and anyone thirsty.

    $17.99

    via Amazon

  • Snow Roof Razor

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    Removing snow from a roof has a reputation of being a burden. Meet the MinneSnowta, a tool offering an alternative method for that dreaded chore.  This handy tool is easier and safer than most roof rakes, and even comes with a snow chute.

    $149.99

    Amazon

  • Hanging Hammock Chair

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    Relax while soaking up warmth and sunshine with a portable hanging hammock chair.  This comfortable siesta cocoon can be hung from a tree, beam, or other strong support, either indoors or outdoors. Polyester cords are mildew-resistant. 48 inches.

    $59.90

    via Amazon

  • Runny Nose Bottle Topper

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    Entertain kids and adults alike with a ketchup bottle topper head which squirts ketchup out its nose.  Great for parties, camping trips, and everyday use.  Not so great for company events when trying to impress your boss.

    $19.99

    via Amazon

  • Magnetic Man Key Holder

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    Organize and add personality to your space with a magnetic man. Strong enough to hold keys, scissors, small tools, and other magnetic items, this dude helps clean up crap and gets it out of the way and within easy reach.

    $9.99+

    via Amazon

  • Toilet Bowl Pet Fountain

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    It’s disgusting when a pet drinks from the toilet, then tries to give wet, sloppy kisses.  Now you can let your furry friend drink from their own toilet water bowl without the danger of bacteria-infested drool when they come slop their wet face on you.

    $37.65

    via Amazon

  • Fiber-optic Hair Clips

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    Add radiance to your hair by clipping in fiber-optic barrettes at your next party, festival, concert, or evening run. These funky light-up hair accessories have an on/off switch and come in a 12-pack. Batteries included.

    $11.99

    via Amazon

  • St. Patrick’s Day Inflatable Cooler

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    Pump up the fun for St. Patrick’s Day or Irish-themed parties with this inflatable green beer shamrock cooler. Measuring 17″H x 17″W x 13″D  when inflated, this beverage and food cooler can hold enough for you and some buddies.

    $16.99

    via Amazon

  • Nessie Loch Ness Ladle & Colander

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    Add funky friends to your kitchen to help sample and strain the goods. This awesome soup scoop and colander set will liven and brighten up mealtimes for everyone. Nessie features “feet” at the the bases, allowing them to stand upright.

    $6.99

    via Amazon

  • Electronic Chewbacca Mask

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    Add endless entertainment to your day by donning this Chewie face mask, which makes wookie sounds!  This is the same kind of mask in the Internet-famous video of the lady laughing hysterically with the Chewbacca mask.

    $37.99

    via Amazon

  • Labyrinth Security Lock

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    Keep your inebriated friends from driving or puking on your porch with this  labyrinth security lock. A prime choice for keeping unwanteds out; a not-so-prime choice when a killer is in the house.

    $49.99

    ThinkGeek

  • Chemistry Spice Rack

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    Whip up concoctions and creations in the kitchen like a pro with a chemist’s spice rack set. This scientist-approved spice kit is not only great for organizing your spices; it can also be used as containers for beads, bolts, and other small items.

    $45.94

    via Amazon

  • AT-AT Star Wars Bookcase

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    Make books, reading, and organization more enjoyable with a Star Wars AT-AT bookshelf. Great for little galaxy troopers, big troopers, and game rooms!  Measures 14″ x 71″ x 60.25″. Includes anti-tip kit.

    $1,599.00

    via Pottery Barn Kids

  • Pockets Galore Travel Jacket

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    Stash your stash in a jacket built for traveling and adventure. This pocketed jacket features built-in gloves, a neck pillow, eye mask, pen and stylus, and separate pockets for a drink, sunglasses, phone, iPad, passport, and more!

    $159.95

    via Hammacher Schlemmer

  • Tabletop Firepot

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    Sizzle up your pad with an indoor/outdoor tabletop fireburner.  This hot piece splits into two separate pieces, so it can be used as either one or two firepots.  Can also be used to hold candles, plant pots, and other small items.

    $68.05

    via Amazon

  • Hot New Items!

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    Get ahead of the game and be among the first to check out new releases! Excellent gift ideas for you and your crew.

  • Pepper Spray Bundle

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    Make safety a priority with a pepper spray and personal alarm kit. Unfortunate events don’t wait for the most convenient of times, so don’t wait until it’s too late. Great for college-bound students, runners, or anyone breathing!

    $24.97

    via Amazon

  • Fish Tank Coffee Table

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    Liven up your pad with the coolest coffee table around! This aquarium coffee table is illuminated on the bottom and features a removable 3/8-inch beveled glass top, a filter, pump, aerator, and plants. A gap under the top enables fish feeding.

    $630.89

    via Amazon

  • Solar System Bracelet

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    Accessorize your wardrobe with one of the coolest bracelets in the galaxy. Use it to draw inspiration, ponder the universe, and look downright awesome. Includes the sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.

    $55.00

    Lauren Beacham, Uncommon Goods

  • Illuminated Cat Ear Headphones

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    Turn your music or gaming session into your own little party. These wired headphones work as standard headphones and also have the ability to play music through the cat ears, which double as light-up speakers. USB rechargeable.

    $99.99

    via Amazon

  • Flexible, Waterproof Keyboard

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    Take your office with you on-the-go with this roll-up keyboard. Lugging around a full-sized keyboard is no fun, and many laptop keyboards are too small to work with for much time. Bonus feature: the keyboard is also waterproof!

    $12.98

    via Amazon

  • Baby Mop

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    Have your baby help earn their keep by giving them chores. Your child will be ahead of the learning curve at a young age when they learn there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Mop handle not included.

    $38.95

    via Amazon

  • Katana Sword Bookends

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    Create a killer effect with katana bookends. It will appear you showed some books how much they suck, but you’ll know the trick; the bookends are magnetic, so you can have an edgy display with no harm to your precious books.

    $16.30

    via Amazon

  • LED Shoe Lights

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    Stay safe in dim light with these clip-on shoe lights, which can be set to change colors or strobe. The clips are lightweight, so they won’t weigh down your feet when running, horseback riding, cycling, or doing your thing. One size fits most.

    $10.99

    via Amazon

  • Cat Scratching Deck

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    Keep your cat from mischief and let it entertain you with scratching tunes instead. This cardboard disk jockey deck features a spinning top and a posable arm.  Grab your camera and get ready for funny pictures.

    $34.99

    via Amazon

  • Insect Lollipops

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    Give your friends the creepy crawlies when they see the goodies inside these lollipops. Not to worry, though; they’re not real insects. Flavors include blackberry, marshmallow, cotton candy, green apple, strawberry, and guava.

    $25.42

    VintageConfections at Etsy

  • Balloon Table

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    Put a party in your place! This UP balloon table appears as if there’s always a party going on.  Can be ordered with silver balloons, gold, balloons, or a mixture of both. Excellent for weddings, rental businesses, and everyday home decor!

    $12,300.00

    via Duffy London

  • Ninja Star Hanger

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    Add a five-star feature to your castle! It appears a ninja has been up to their old tricks, but you’ll know a screw is holding this shuriken hanger tightly in place. Hang clothes, jewelry, keys, glasses, or whatever fits!

    $18.50

    via Amazon

  • Medical Kit

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    Go adventuring prepared! The Sportman Series first aid kit contains supplies for common field injuries, such as burns, sprains and fractures. Also included is a CPR face mask and “Comprehensive Guide to Wilderness & Travel Medicine”, a field guide.

    $95.27

    via Amazon

  • Octopus Lantern

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    Get some extra helping arms around the house to hold lights up.  This lantern-wielding octopus was made for the job. The lanterns hold candles, so no cords or batteries are necessary. Measures 13.5 x 18 x 15 inches.

    $169.95

    via Amazon

  • Magnetic Paper Clip Holder

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    Add character to your office space, and give your hands something to do while sitting through boring meetings. Use this handy dude to create wondrous  hairstyles, play with magnets, and gather and store paper clips.

    $12.69

    via Amazon

  • Black Light UV Lipstick

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    Wear as a stand-out color during the day or out clubbing for the black light ultraviolet effect. Either way you roll, this fluorescent red, lip-popping color is sure to brighten up the world around you.

    $6.40

    Amazon

  • Pre-Poo Spray

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    Be brave and poo at your friend’s house after eating chili. This pre-poo spray helps you poo in confidence, knowing you will leave the bathroom smelling better. Simply spray V.I.Poo into the bowl before you drop your bomb. The spray handles the rest.

    $8.99

    via Amazon

  • Death Star Popcorn Maker

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    Make your friends jealous when your very own death star begins firing out popcorn. They’ll be so awestruck they’ll forget about the popcorn, leaving more for you. The Force is not even required for this party-pleasing popcorn popper.

    $49.99

    via Amazon

  • Happy Corkscrew Man

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    Start your evening right with the help of this hard corkscrew man. He’s as happy to see that bottle of wine as you are, and he’s always ready for action. Excellent for a gag gift, winos, partiers, and perverts!

    $7.99

    via Amazon

  • Punching Bag Laundry Bag

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    Take your frustration out on this punching bag laundry bag.  Hang it up and get a workout without trekking your way to the gym. Durable enough to withstand both a beating and fermenting clothes, this is the ultimate laundry bag.

    $21.50

    via Amazon

  • “Get Shit Done” Mug

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    Motivate with this mug that tells you what you need to do.  Chug your coffee, get energized, and go get shit done. Great for days when feeling like a slug, and a reminder for those who don’t get enough shit done.

    $21.95

    via Amazon

  • What’s Your Poo Telling You?

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    This book will have you peeking into the toilet and studying your creations. Did you have a hanger? Sneak attack ruin your day? Insight into that cruel joke is offered here.  This funny, yet educating, book provides authoritative information about poo.

    $15.50

    via Amazon

  • Treadmill Desk

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    Working a desk job or spending hours in front of the computer is no good for staying in shape. Here’s a solution that allows you time for fitness while you work. Actual running while playing your favorite FPS? The possibilities…

    $1,299.00

    Amazon

  • Knight Toilet Paper Holder

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    Make a mundane task more interesting with a knight to hold your toilet paper while you sit atop your throne and conduct mighty and important business. This knight is well-armored; he measures 9″ x 13″ x 7″.

    $67.17

    via Amazon

  • Furry Adventure Slippers

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    If you’ve ever wanted hairy hobbit feet, now is your chance to have them.  These cushy slippers will keep your feet cozy and warm while giving you the hairy feet and toes you’ve been daydreaming about.

    $18.95

    via Amazon

  • Display Hand Phone Stand

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    Display your phone in style using a hand phone stand. This display hand provides a decorative way to keep your phone off the counter.  Get creative and hang jewelry, watches, and other trinkets. Available in gold, black, or white

    $16.99

    via Amazon

  • TARDIS Refrigerator Skin

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    You better only invite over people you really like, because they won’t want to leave after spotting your TARDIS refrigerator. The skin is custom-made, and there are additional options, including a sound box, which can be added to make it even cooler.

    $185.00+

    via GlassSculpture.org

  • Melting Clock

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    Melt away time gazing at this hot number as it appears to slide off the ledge. Not to worry, though; the clock is flat at the top, so it stays in place.  Doubles as an art piece.

    $15.10

    via Amazon

  • R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set

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    Be the envy of your geek friends as you whip up an intergalactic meal with these bot bits. The body separates into measuring cups, and the arms detach for measuring spoons.  

    $14.99

    via Amazon

  • T. rex Dinosaur Wall Sculpture

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    Add prehistoric power to your walls, and scare friends at the same time! This Tyrannosaurus rex wall mount adds fun and funk to any room, whether it be a game room, living room, kid’s room, garage, or an office.

    $138.99

    via Amazon

  • Rocket Teepee Tent

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    Fuel a kid’s dream of being an astronaut with their own rocket ship tent. Great for play or camping, this teepee tent is UV-resistant and 100% waterproof, allowing for indoor or outdoor play. Kid-approved.

    $195.00

    via FieldCandy

  • Asshole Repellent Spray

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    Spray away the assholes in your life with asshole repellent. Instructions indicate to spray for one minute, but depending on the level of asshole, a longer spray time may be needed. Bigger assholes may require more than one can.

    $8.96

    via Amazon

  • Flexible Character Vase

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    Add character to your home with this flexible figure vase. The arms and legs bend, allowing you to position this quirky character how you see fit. Sit it on a ledge, stand it up, or bend it into a dancing position.

    $19.99

    via Amazon

  • Sleeping Bag for Dogs

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    Give your pooch their own sleeping bag bed! Use it on camping trips, as an indoor pet bed, or as a cozy spot in the car. It features high-loft insulation to better protect your best friend from the cold.

    $159.00+

    Amazon

  • Radio Tube USB Flash Drive

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    This high-quality steampunk USB flash drive is hand-crafted from a 1981 radio vacuum tube and has a orange light that stays lit while plugged in. It features a SanDisk flash drive available in 8, 16, 32, and 64 GB. Price Varies.

    $39.00+

    via Amazon

  • Time-out Hourglass Chair

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    You’ll want to send everyone to time-out with this hourglass chair. The sand trickles through in about 5-10 minutes — just long enough for the little rebels to calm down. Great for adults, too. After all, it’s a giant hourglass and chair.

    $74.97

    via Amazon

  • Fiber-optic Hoodie

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    Steal all the attention at the party, and look cool while doing so in this fiber-optic hoodie for men. Available in four different colors and sizes small through XXL. Charging cables included.

    $296.00

    via YourMindYourWorld at Etsy

  • Manly Apron

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    Ladies, enjoy the night as your man slings meat and dangles flammable danglies too close to the grill. Great for barbecue pros, gag gifts, and pure entertainment. Not so great for large family gatherings.

    $9.99

    via Amazon

  • Baseball Glove Chair & Ottoman

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    Score a home run with this baseball glove chair and ottoman set for kids. It sports a swivel base, and there is no assembly required. Soccer, basketball, and football sets are also available, as well as another baseball set.

    $252.00

    Amazon

  • Bacon-flavored Toothpaste

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    It’s a real problem having to brush your teeth; it replaces that bacon-you-just-ate taste with mint. Not to fret; someone came up with a solution. Now you can have bacon-fresh breath both before and after brushing!

    $6.00

    via Amazon

  • Burglar Doormat

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    Ward off burglars and send them to the neighbor’s house instead. The thieves will appreciate your thoughtfulness in letting them know that they are wasting their time at your place. Your neighbors, on the other hand, might not thank you.

    $44.99

    via Wayfair

  • Kinetic Energy iPhone Case

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    Prepare for emergencies with an iPhone case powered by kinetic energy. Crank the back handle for one minute to produce enough power for about a two-minute call. A must-have for outdoorsy iPhone users, ones who drive, and ones with a heartbeat.

    $87.14

    Amazon

  • Tentacle Wall Light

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    Adorn your pad with something different. This hand-painted wall plaque features a tentacle holding a Victorian lantern. No messy cords to deal with; this takes AAA batteries and has an on/off button.

    $155.00

    via Dellamorteco at Etsy

  • “Bitch, you is Fine” Teddy Bear

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    Impress someone with your mad romance skills and tell them what a fine bitch they are.  Even better, say it with this Teddy bear. You’ll give them the warm fuzzies and score honesty points.

    $23.97

    Amazon

  • Elephant on Toilet Shower Curtain

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    Have you ever wanted your own elephant, but thought that potty training it would be too hard? Now you can have the best of both worlds with your very own “trained” elephant, without the messy upkeep. You’re welcome.

    $29.99

    Amazon

  • Keyboard Waffle Iron

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    Take your love of waffles and tech to the next level. This wireless stovetop waffle iron makes Belgian-style waffles with a technical twist. Get creative and try potatoes, cookie mix, and other experimental recipes.

    $69.99

    Amazon

  • Bike Tire LED Lights

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    Pimp out your bike while making it safe. These colorful, battery-operated LED lights attach to your tires, increasing the cool factor and allowing others to better see your bike. Fits standard-sized bikes and smaller bikes.

    $9.99

    via Amazon

  • Lighted Makeup Station

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    Sick of buying bigger purses to lug all of your makeup around? Feel like you need a wheelbarrow to take it all with you? Not to worry; take this portable beauty station with you and never get caught unprepared.

    $399.94

    via Amazon

  • Multi-tool Lighter Case

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    No longer do you have to leave your gadgets behind. This lighter case sports a knife, a bottle opener, a screwdriver, scissors, and a key ring. Watch out for lighter kleptos with this LighterBro; everyone will want this.

    $12.98

    Amazon

  • Telescoping Combination Ladder

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    Don’t let the compact design fool you; this two-in-one combination ladder telescopes out, and it provides two types of ladders. Need a 6-foot A-frame ladder? Check. Need a 12-foot extension ladder? Check. This bad boy has you covered.

    $308.98

    Amazon

  • Game Controller Table

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    Display your love of gaming for all to see. This handcrafted table is designed to look like an XBox One controller, perfect for keeping snacks and fluid nearby so you can enjoy gaming sessions even more. Custom options available.

    $1,199.00+

    Etsy

  • Magnetic Floating Lamp

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    Fascinate your guests with this magnetic levitating lamp. The lampshade spins and hovers over the base of the lamp, giving it a magical appearance.  It also features light controls for both the bottom and top sections.

    $130.88

    via Amazon

  • “…Giving Cards and Shit” Card

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    Hate sending cards? Feel like you deserve a medal when you finally give one? Then this is the card for you. Show someone you care by reminding them you did this task especially for them. Ships from Canada.

    $4.50

    Etsy

  • The Complete Far Side Collection

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    Great for improving bad days and making good days even better, The Far Side collection will have you grinning in no time. Includes three volumes in a slipcase–perfect for any Gary Larson fan.

    $69.99+

    Amazon

  • Infinity Desktop Dungeon Corridor

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    Gaze into the seemingly endless corridor and let the possibilities flow. Use it for gaming, decor, a night-light, or to get those creative juices flowing for whatever story or art project you have waiting in the depths.

    $24.99

    ThinkGeek

  • Chewbacca Laplander

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    Stay warm while attracting wookie attention with a Chewbacca laplander.  This one-size-fits-all hat is just what you’ve been missing out on in the cold, snowy winter. Great for bad hair days, those who wish they had hair, or those who prefer Chewie’s look.

    $29.95

    Amazon

  • Dragon Pedal Boat

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    Who says you have to be a kid to play in amusement park rides? This dragon boat is fun for both kiddos and adults. It can hold up to two adults, so no need to be a kid by yourself!

    $5000

    Hammacher Schlemmer

  • Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

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    Forget trying to open your bottle with a lighter; pop that top with the geekiest bottle opener in the galaxy. The Millennium Falcon is there for you as you prepare to leave your day behind and journey into refreshment.

    $4.75

    via Amazon

  • Roadie Hammock Stand

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    Grab your ENO hammock and this stand before you go on your next outdoor venture. The weight of a heavier vehicle keeps the stand in place so you can melt into hammock relaxation and dream your day away.

    $199.95

    Amazon

  • Edible Undies & Bra for Women

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    Sweeten things up with an edible undies and bra set. Great for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, birthday, bachelorette party, or a gag gift, this aims to please.

    $18.99

    Amazon

  • Convertible Wagon Sleigh

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    The little red wagon got an upgrade! No longer is wagon play limited to warmer days; this convertible ride can be transformed into a sleigh. Lug kids around, fill it with gardening tools, or transport whatnots to wherever.

    $100.99

    Amazon

  • Leonardo da Vinvi Catapult Kit

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    You’re not going to knock down any castle walls with this, but that cardboard wall your opponent built on the next table is a distinct possibility. Learn a little mechanical engineering and have some fun at the same time!

    $16.25

    Amazon, Walmart

  • Survival Bandana

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    This bandana has survival tips printed on it, and makes a great addition to any emergency preparation kit. Keep one in your car, boat, backpack, and camping gear, or wear it, so you can be ready for unexpected circumstances.

    $11.95

    Amazon

  • Steampunk-style Tesla Watch

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    There’s something inherently cool about Steampunk. Maybe it’s the unique blend of tech with nostalgia. This is a working watch with illuminating vacuum tubes and a winding key. Your steampunk friends will want to know where you got it!

    $69.99

    ThinkGeek

  • Horse Lamp

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    Display your love of horses and unique decor with a grand floor lamp.  This horse lamp measures 95 x 21.6 x 100.5 inches, and it weights nearly 60 pounds… a bold and different type of art for a home.

    $4,867.95

    via Amazon

  • Sarcasm Definition Shirt

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    Offensive defense is sometimes your only recourse, but is often lost on the recipient. Say it with white on black, black on white, or black on gray.

    $15.00+

    Etsy

  • Secret Door Bookshelf

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    Secret doors and rooms are something many dream about, even as kids. Now you can have your very own with this DIY secret bookshelf door kit. It measures 28″ and has a 300-pound capacity.

    $719.00

    via Amazon

  • Beaver Pencil Sharpener

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    Put that thing in the beaver hole and get it just like you like. No batteries required and easy cleanup.

    $59.99

    Amazon

  • Spiral 3D Illusion Bulb

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    Dim the lights and watch this 2-D spiral light take on a 3-D effect. Liven up boring desk space, light a dark area, or use it a weapon to ward off monsters lurking under the bed and around the corner.

    $20.99

    Amazon

  • Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge

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    Mind-travel into the future and see yourself grabbing a cold one from this Doctor Who TARDIS refrigerator. This nifty appliance also has a heating feature, capable of reaching 149 degrees. How’s that for futuristic?

    $77.95

    Amazon

  • Motorcycle Pizza Cutter

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    Who doesn’t like pizza? There are so many variations! And yet, the pizza cutter tends to be boring. Get rid of boring and take a ride on the wild side!

    $10.50

    Amazon

  • Giant Teddy Bear

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    This 6-foot bear is just what that special someone needs to take up a huge chunk of their space. Kids, lovers, and friends will love it. And, of course, dogs will have fun with this bundle of fuzzy love–way too much fun.

    $147.99

    Amazon

  • Critical Hit D20 Mug & Lid

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    Roll up a serving of your favorite beverage or soup, hide some cookies or store your dice. Whatever your need, the D20 mug will make it a critical success.

    $29.99

    Amazon

  • Swear Word Coloring Book

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    Coloring is a great way to relieve stress.  Add curse words to the mix, and give “colorful swear words” a whole new meaning as you color away your stress in this swear word coloring book.

    $9.99

    via Amazon

  • Giant Inflatable Boxing Gloves

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    There are times when … but it’s really not acceptable behavior. Try out a couple of pairs of these over-sized gloves and just have some fun. Your body and hands will thank you for it.

    $11.99

    Amazon

  • 16′ x 9′ Backyard Theater System

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    This 16 x 9-foot wrinkle-resistant theater projection system is inflatable, allowing for portability and fun-on-the-run. The system includes an air blower, straps, and twist-in stakes.

    $4,035.00

    Amazon

  • Millennium Falcon Transforming Mug

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    Join Han Solo and Chewbacca in moving at light speed as you caffeinate from this heat-activated mug.  When cool,  it displays Han and Chewie looking out into space from aboard the Millennium Falcon. Star streaks appear once it’s filled with warm liquid.

    $14.99

    ThinkGeek

  • Glow-in-the-Dark Stars

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    Unlike the glow-in-the-dark star-shaped stickers from childhood days, these are great for both adults and children. Create a starry-sky effect, add extra glow to an area, arrange them into a shape, or spell someone’s name with these self-adhesive glowing stars.

    $19.99

    Amazon

  • Star Wars Tape

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    Fix anything with The Force on your side. This Star Wars tape can be used for repairs, decoration, crafts, fixing light sabers, and making any Star Wars fan happy. Tape is 10 yards long.

    $27.95

    Amazon

  • “I like your butt” balloon

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    Forget the sweet nothings; tell that special someone what else you like about them. Admire their ass-ets? Tell them how bootylicious they are. You could get slapped. You could win them over. You never know until you try.

    $1.50

    Etsy

  • Personal Bath Jet Spa

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    Craptastic Day? No worries; now you can massage the day’s funk away with a powerful jet stream, all while relaxing in a warm bath. Grab your favorite beverage for extra bubbles, and your day will be complete.

    $165.00

    via Amazon

  • Shark Sleeping Bag

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    Climb into the jaws of death and simply go to sleep. That may be a bit too metaphorical, but still, sleeping inside a shark. Come on! And the fin is a pillow.

    $229.99

    Amazon, Walmart

  • American Flag Metal Art

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    Display your love of country with pride with this one-of-a-kind metal art masterpiece, Tattered and Torn. The size can be customized, and you can choose from painted or solid silver–either way is a win.

    $60.00+

    Etsy

  • D20 Plush Dice

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    Fuzzy D6s are so yesteryear! You gotta keep up with the times. And if you decide you don’t like them hanging from your mirror, you can use them as a bola at your next gaming session.

    $9.47

    via Amazon

  • tinyTesla Musical Tesla Coil Kit

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    Make sparks fly with the tinyTesla Musical Tesla Coil Kit. This DIY kit can shoot out 4-inch sparks! A soldering iron, paint-on or spray-on varnish, and hand tools are additional items required to build this.

    $229.99

    ThinkGeek

  • Custom Text Teddy Bear

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    Do you have a nickname for your flame or kiddo, or know which words make them smile or laugh? Tell them with this bear.  A custom saying can be printed on the bear’s shirt, which happens to be removable.

    $23.97

    Amazon

  • Edible Undies for Men

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    This man candy is just what you need to sweeten up your day. Great for those times when craving something tasty and sweet, as well as special occasions. You can’t go wrong with this.

    $12.99

    Amazon

  • Toilet Bowl Mug

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    Take care of two morning tasks at once by chugging coffee and spending time with John. This handy toilet mug can also be used as a trinket cup, a planter, a food bowl, or a spider trapper.

    $12.99

    Amazon

  • App-Enabled Droid

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    Own your own droid!  Create your own adventures with the BB-8 droid using a phone app to control it. Chase people around the house, sneak up on them, let it cruise around, or sit back and enjoy holographic recordings.

    $129.99

    via Amazon

  • Sound-activated Alarm Clock

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    Does the glow from your alarm clock keep you from drifting off? If so, you’re in luck. This can be set to sound-activate the display; just clap or touch the display and it will light up for 15 seconds. Also features a thermometer.

    $22.81+

    via Amazon

  • Third Rock Fire Pit

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    Watch the world burn with this earthly fire pit by your side. Great for camping, marshmallow roasting, or backyard entertainment, this smoking-hot piece is sure to impress.

    $1490.00

    via Amazon

  • Elephant Wine Bottle Holder

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    Liven up any dreary space with this happy elephant wine bottle holder. It comes with an added bonus of a bottle stopper, which is adorned with yet another happy elephant. There is no room for disappointment here.

    $52.95

    Amazon

  • Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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    This ‘s not your typical shower gel dispenser that bores the walls of many showers. Clear out those sinuses while getting a deep clean with this runny-nosed helper. People will be looking for excuses to come over and use your shower.

    $7.95

    Amazon

  • Calvin and Hobbes Collection

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    Prepare for your face and ribs to hurt; The Complete Calvin and Hobbes collection will have you laughing until you hurt, and possibly cause you to pee your pants. Join Calvin and his special friend  in their many adventures.

    $63.00+

    Amazon

  • “I Fucking Love You” Mug

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    Remind someone how much you love them as they chug their morning goodness. They can fill it with their favorite drink, all while being reminded of exactly how fucking much they mean to you.

    $11.50

    Etsy

  • Sticky Situations Hand Sanitizer

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    You may have seen someone pick their nose or scratch their butt, but what about all the things you didn’t see them do before shaking your hand? This hand sanitizer is the perfect solution for such sticky situations.

    $9.99

    Amazon, Walmart

  • Red Splash Cutting Board

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    Slice your finger while chopping veggies and don’t want the guests to see? That won’t be a problem with this handy cutting board. The blood will blend right into the cutting board, saving you from looks of horror.

    $15.00

    Amazon

  • Spock Socks

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    Go where no one has gone before in your very own Spock socks. Your friends will love them, and your cat will want to attack them. These are a logical choice for socks.  

    $6.60

    via Amazon

  • Trapped-face Pillow

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    Creep out your friends, and give your guests nightmares with this trapped-face pillow.  This works for Halloween decor or everyday decor!

    $26.05+

    via Etsy

  • Bacon-flavored Mints

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    Now you can enjoy the taste of bacon while freshening your breath. These bacon-flavored mints have a hint of mint flavor to them, making for an interesting after-dinner freshener. Contains about 100 mints.

    $5.95

    Amazon

  • Wine Bottle Tool Kit

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    Long day? Boss yell at you? Want to relax with a nice glass of wine? No need for added frustration while digging through drawers for a bottle opener. This wino’s dream contains everything needed to make the magic happen.

    $14.99

    via Amazon

  • Army Man Bottle Opener

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    Ever been unable to remove a bottle cap? No worries; this army dude is made for the job.  He saves you from looking like a fool when you don’t pop the top, and he looks cool doing it. Double-win.

    $7.99

    Amazon

  • Excellent All-occasion Gift!

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    Get something for even the pickiest of your picky friends! Amazon gift cards are a win!

  • Wave City Coffee Table

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    Spice up your pad and gaze into the wonder of this mind-bending piece.  The Wave City Coffee Table was inspired by the movie Inception and is a limited-edition. It’s a blend of wood, steel, and 3-D-printed technology.

    $8849.00

    via Mousarris

  • Pi & Pie Mug

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    Power up your brain for problem-solving and day-tackling with your favorite beverage in an awesome mug.   Interpreted as “I ate some pie and it was delicious,” this mug will help get your gears turning no matter how early it is.

    $11.99

    via Amazon

  • Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press

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    Summon the force in the morning with the help of R2-D2’s mad coffee-making skills. Who better to have around the house to help get your tired ass out of bed in the morning? *High-demand item. Expected to ship in July,…

    $39.99

    Hammacher Schlemmer‎

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